I’m a Christian.
I worship Jesus.
Jesus rose from the dead.
Zombies are monsters.
Zombies rose from the dead.
So is Jesus...I mean, do I worship...oh, never mind.
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As has been discussed much around the D& D table, zombies DO Rise from the dead, but are mindless. Jesus is clearly a lich, using powerful, divine magics to extend his life beyond death while maintaining his cognition and magic abilities.
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