Author: Chris Dunn
Las Vegas airport thrums with potential even at 2 am. As I
wander the halls and ride the moving sidewalks, lights everywhere beckon to me
offering one last chance to gamble away any few coins I might have managed to
hold onto would I were a gambler on this trip. Lucky for me, all I want to do
at this point is stay standing until my flight arrives in an hour. I’m dead on
my feet having been awake for nearly 40 hours at this point. Every muscle and
fiber urges me to just find my gate, sink down on a bench and rest my eyes, but
I know that game. I know that sleep is my foe, and that until my ass hits seat
22a, I’ve just have to keep moving. Another red-eyed traveler passes me in the
hall, and we exchange nods and expressions which seem to ask, “And how did you
find yourself here?”
A little over 48 hours ago my phone rang, “Okay, you’re
going!” Drew voice is excited, but years of knowing that voice reveal a
hesitancy before he even continues with. “Now, the thing is…”
The thing was, Kit was getting married. Kris Gates, one of
our oldest and dearest friends had finally found a woman willing to put up with
him on a day-in-day-out basis - though that alone wasn’t sufficient to necessitate
marriage. Both Kit and Laura, his beloved, were both anti-establishment,
hippy-types who for the first years of their joining had never seen a need a to
“get the State involved”. But recent medical troubles had demonstrated how much
extra red tape the State can put in your way, if you’ve never taken the time to
have things set down officially on paper. Rather than continue to deal with
this plastic hassle, Kit and Laura sent out the invites. Save the Day, two weeks
from now, in Vegas!
Both the location and the timing were a major impediment.
Everyone wanted to attend, but given the short warning time, and my then current
state of unemployment, we contented ourselves with throwing them a monster
wedding shower. Frank rolled out a major sound system, a thorough invite list
of all their friends and a surprising display with fire dancers. It was a thing
of beauty and something to remember, and all I thought I would see of their
nuptials. That is until I got Drew’s call.
I listened stunned as he lay out the details. “I’ve got you
booked in at Luxor, but only for one night. You’ll need to check out the day of
the wedding, store your bags with the bellhop, go to the wedding and reception,
then book it to the airport once the festivities are over. I paid for you
flight and your room. You don’t need to pay me back. You just have to go since
I can’t. Your plane leaves tomorrow.”
It all seemed like such a rush, and a lot of effort, most of
which I would endure alone. “Why?” I asked.
“Because, one of us has to be there!”
He was right. We’d known Kit too long. We’d heard the chimes
at midnight together more times than we could count. The thought that his marriage
- even one largely out of bureaucratic necessity – would go down without a single
Pit member present… It was unconscionable. “Okay,” I resigned. “I’ll do it.”
And that’s how I found myself wandering the halls of the
Luxor while the wedding party did prep and pictures. I had no room and all my
things were stowed except for a single book, I carried with me. Unemployed, I
had no money to gamble, and Vegas offers very few places to sit quietly and
read. In the end, I settled for the spot playing the least annoying, loud music
and tried to focus on the words of my book hard enough to stay awake.
Mercifully, the event finally began. It was much more
elaborate than I had envisioned. No Elvis impersonator. No drive-thru. They
walked down a short aisle in formal attire. Laura had a full bridal gown. For
all the times I’d heard Kit scoff at the institution, when it came to be his
time, they didn’t shirk. I was coaxed into giving a brief toast at the
reception and threw together some thoughts I’d been mulling over that day
covering all the random events, decisions and people that had brought the two
of them together. I can write a very thorough and detailed paper explaining how
they owed their happiness directly to the presidency of George Bush. We all
laughed and toasted the happy couple, then it was off to fetch my bags and
wander the airport.
The plane to Cincy was nearly empty, and I stretched out
across all three seats, but sleep wouldn’t come until I was all the way home,
so I lay there listening to the thrum of the engines, dozing in and out, as I
reflected on how glad I was to have made it for what turned out to be such a
special day.
That was an excellent party. I sliced my finger open with the Starship Enterprise pizza cutter I bought Frank for Xmas. I should have got stitches, I must have lost a cup or two of blood.
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